Me: Shutup no one loves a whinger..
Me: Oh how can i stay mad at you
Why am i so very awkward.
How my mum answers the phone:
“hi, if you try to sell me anything I’m going to hang up on you”
Just putting this out there..
I know how it gets sometimes when you feel like nobody understands you or you feel alone, I’m just letting you all know that I do not care who you are or what you’ve done.
If any of you ever need anyone to talk to about your problems or even if you feel lonely and want to talk about your uncles cat named jerry I don’t care.
Just message me, If it’s personal ask me for my Facebook and I can talk to you on there.
I know how it is to feel like you have no one to talk to, and even if it’s a stranger you’re talking to it still helps to talk.
I don’t bite
Why do assholes keep unfollowing me..
I just spent the last ten minutes looking up chastity belts on ebay.. what the fuck is wrong with me
You have only reached your fourth day on the calender and yet you have already fucked so much up for me.
Why can’t you be more like May,
May showed me a lovely time.